THE NATIONAL JACKASS ASSOCIATION PRESENTS:

Congratulations!
You have found your way here so now you are really sailing on dangerous waters. It is time to bring out a bottle of rum and the lifebuoy because there is no turning back!

Box

Back in the '90s I was in charge of the audio system at a local event in Kuopio where young brainiacs were participating in a quiz. The father of a 10-year-old girl came to make sure her daughter would be heard from her booth.
- My daughter needs a microphone in her box.
- Does she want it upright or sideways?
- You probably know better than I do

Medicine!

The manager of an audio services company got sick and went to see a doctor. After examining him, the doctor prescribed a 2-week course of suppositories.
After the course the manager was feeling even worse, went back to see the doctor and told him:
-The drugs you prescribed did not help at all! I could have as well shoved them up my ass.

Alligator

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.